Welp. That was fun while it lasted. So rather than actually try to do someething about the porn bots and child porn, tumblr decided "Fuck it. No one gets porn! Porn is illegal now!"

What a shame, well on the bright side, toxic fandoms won't be a thing anymo- Oh wait, Reddit and 4Chan are still a thing...

Well uh... at least there won't be child porn... on tumblr... it's still on like the dark web or some shit.

Okay, well clearly tumblr will start making more cash now right?

Oh their biggest user base were adults and teenagers... and now they're alienating both...

Um...

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Well fiddle dee dee. They sure fucked themselves right up the ass, huh?